your life...

Save water...Shower with your girlfriend...
Love the neighbor...But don't get caught...
One should love animals...They are so tasty...
''Your future depends on your dreams''...So go to sleep...
Behind every successful man...there is a woman...And behind every unsuccessful man...there are two...
Love is photogenic...It needs darkness to develop...
Children in backseats cause accidents...Accidents in backseats cause children...
Every man should marry...After all...happiness is not the only thing in life...
The wise never marry...And when they marry they become otherwise..
''Work fascinates me''...I can look at it for hours...
''Hard work never killed anybody''...But why take the risk...?
Success is a relative term...It brings so many relatives...
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today...
Money is not everything...There's Mastercard & Visa...
God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends...
When two's company...three's the result...
The more you learn...the more you know...The more you know...the more you forget...The more you forget...the less you know...So why bother to learn...
Remember...the ark was built by layman...Titanic was built by specialists...